Heroes – Season 3

I’m not going to bother you much with my fruitful and glorious writing, as I know you couldn’t even take in what I’m capable of doing with words (ha, haha), and I’m in class right now anyway, so let’s cut straight to the chase: Watch Heroes. Now. Start with season 1, get pissed about season 2 and enjoy season 3 more than you would enjoy a free vacation on Angelina Jolie Island. If you haven’t watched any of it yet, you seriously missed out. If you’ve already watched all of it, watch it again, because life does not make sense without this series.

I know it’s tough- it’s tough to stay on track with the storylines and it’s tough to believe such a great work exists, but you have to try. The cliffhangers are evil and you will be confused for a long time, and yet I promise it’s worth it. If you want to know the whole plot of the show, just go check out Wikipedia or something, I’m too lazy to come up with some good crazy ass summary. Just go and fucken watch it already. Oh, you don’t have the spare bucks to buy three dvd sets (don’t worry, second season got cut due to the writer’s strike)? Remember children, it’s Christmas time! And also, it’s internet time! Yay! Most people recommend torrenting, which is basically the quickest way to load the episodes onto your PC or Mac and then watch them whenever you feel like it; but this is not an option for everyone. Like me- I am not admin of your router, so port-forwarding doesn’t work. This is why I use online streams. After weeks and weeks of looking for a place without the most annoying ads and survey crap that you have to fill out, I finally found Hulu.com. Yes, they interrupt the shows with ads, but it’s high quality, reliable and relatively quick buffering. And it doesn’t work outside of the US. Oops. But hey, it’s Christmas, and Internet, so yay again, and I give you HotSpotShield, a proxy program, and it’s great because IT WORKS! Now go watch the freakin’ show.